French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi

Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018

Related Words

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Kalon

(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.

"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."

Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

Kaloni

A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.

"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"

Kaloni by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013

Kaklonk

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

Kalson

Kalson is a sweet person and really funny once you get to know him and he really makes you feel happy when your down and he is always nice and never goes behind your back and he always is there for you and he will be your friend even if you he thinks your weird in a way and his skills are above anyone else and he will be your friend forever and always has a cute smile and personality and never makes you feel down

wow that guy is really cute must be a Kalson

Kalson by figs1010 June 11, 2018

Kalkanator

When a teacher can't control his/her own class. When he/she yells nobody pays any attention.

"Dude, shes such a Kalkanator"

"I know right!"

Kalkanator by Austin Kal November 9, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026