Kalvon

a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon

French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi

by LeWhiz June 3, 2018

kalvon

Gay ass nigga lmao

Person 1: You Kalvon af
Person 2: Ayy lmao

by Muune March 8, 2018

kalvon

That guy every girl dream about. Very skilled and also known for being loyal at heart. Never broke always wealthy

I think thats him... Yea that's kalvon

by Faansloveka March 13, 2017

kalvone the kalzone

just kalvins nicknames exists to.

kalvone the kalzone exists as a nickname for kalvins everywhere.

by MYHANDLEEXISTS June 5, 2019

dirty kalvon

A dirty kalvon is where you rail a Mexican or Latina

Omg I tried a dirty kalvon and I was so shocked it was amazing

by Privot October 30, 2023