Kalon
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013
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Kalon
Normally a really sweet guy. Hes got a lot of goofy friends and enjoys being with them. Hes really cool, and hot too. Kalon is the best boyfriend ever.
Kalon by cherry123568 December 16, 2016
Kalon moment
Kalon moment by Kridian719 October 13, 2020
dirty kalon
When someone dates a Hispanic bitch but really wants to have sex with all of the white girls they know while listening to Ke$ha
dirty kalon by Lateyoungyveltal April 16, 2020
Kaliningrad
A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022
Kalinda
Kalinda is the smart, sexy, loving, kindhearted kind of person.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.
"Woah! Who was that cutie?!"
"Yeah, that's Kalinda"
"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"
"Yeah, she's an angel"
"Yeah, that's Kalinda"
"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"
"Yeah, she's an angel"
Kalinda by YouKnowWho^^ January 14, 2013
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