Kaklonk

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When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

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Kablonk

To be denied or flustered by a higher being.

Jet: How was the chicken Bronny?
Bronny: Kablonk . . .

Kablonk by altoberrybigdick January 4, 2018

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Kaklonk • Kaklonkathoon • Kablonk • kablonker • Kablonkie • Kakloynkerd • kaplonk kaplonk

Kakloynkerd

To be hit or smacked, most of the time on the head.

Billy got Kakloynkerd for being disrespectful to his mother
A NOOB AS SCRUB WAS KAKLOYNKERD BY MY NUTS

Kakloynkerd by RhinoFark March 29, 2019

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kaplonk kaplonk

Something you say if a retard spews some retarded shit out of his face hole.

Retard: "gee, I really like U2, their lyrics are so deep and I love the way they really think about what they say, and stuff."

you: "kaplonk kaplonk."

kaplonk kaplonk by ginger delight December 17, 2008

Kaklonkathoon

When someone does something in a video game so absolutely fucking nasty that you have no words besides this. Kaklonkathoon - aces

BRO THAT MAN JUST KAKLONKATHOONED THE FUCK?

Kaklonkathoon by acesbuthesvibin December 31, 2021

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Kablonkie

A person who enjoys the company of big hairy black chicks.

Dude he is such a kablonkie!

Kablonkie by SomeSomething June 18, 2011

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kablonker

To a great extreme. Can not be explained. Not measurable.

Hiroshima got totally Kablonkered.

kablonker by Donker69 August 17, 2016

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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