Kaklonk 

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

Kablonk 

To be denied or flustered by a higher being.

Jet: How was the chicken Bronny?
Bronny: Kablonk . . .

Kablonk by altoberrybigdick January 4, 2018

Kakloynkerd 

To be hit or smacked, most of the time on the head.

Billy got Kakloynkerd for being disrespectful to his mother
A NOOB AS SCRUB WAS KAKLOYNKERD BY MY NUTS

Kakloynkerd by RhinoFark March 29, 2019

kaplonk kaplonk

Something you say if a retard spews some retarded shit out of his face hole.

Retard: "gee, I really like U2, their lyrics are so deep and I love the way they really think about what they say, and stuff."

you: "kaplonk kaplonk."

kaplonk kaplonk by ginger delight December 17, 2008

Kaklonkathoon 

When someone does something in a video game so absolutely fucking nasty that you have no words besides this. Kaklonkathoon - aces

BRO THAT MAN JUST KAKLONKATHOONED THE FUCK?

Kaklonkathoon by acesbuthesvibin December 31, 2021

Kablonkie 

A person who enjoys the company of big hairy black chicks.

Dude he is such a kablonkie!

Kablonkie by SomeSomething June 18, 2011

kablonker 

To a great extreme. Can not be explained. Not measurable.

Hiroshima got totally Kablonkered.

kablonker by Donker69 August 17, 2016