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Kaklonk
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When a guys' penis is
erect
. Or when he quickly becomes
horny
and its
like
his penis woke up and is standing upright.
1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot
my dick
went Kaklonk!
2. She
touched
my dick and it went Kaklonk!
erection
erect
Kaklonk
by
stiffwilly
July 8, 2011
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