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A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.
"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"
Kaloni by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013
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Kaloni is an amazing, warm hearted, shy, underestimated person. You can try to pry your way into Kaloni & his/her life but you’ll fail, why?? because, Kaloni is great at hiding his/her secrets so while thinking you’ve made your way into Kalonis life in reality you haven’t....Lol!!! But when you do make your way into Kalonis life you’ll find out that he/she is very dramatic, extra, feminine, smiley, joyful, loud, observing & more. It’s takes a while to piss Kaloni off because he/she have a hell of a lot of patience but when you piss him/her off just know it won’t stop until Kaloni stops it PERIODT. He/she also play hard to get so try your best & don’t try to play him/her because he/she is a game master.
I’m gonna pyo {put you on} with my friend Kaloni but he/she be playing but he/she gotta big heart

Kaloni a bad ass bitch periodt

You should fw Kaloni he/she mad goofy frfr
Kaloni by Geolamd December 9, 2018
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kaloni by kaloni October 5, 2017

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.
Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022
Someone who is gentle and loving. The name means quiet warrior.
Wow! Kamoni is such a great person
Kamoni by Smokinyacesbiotchlol March 14, 2017

Kasoning 

When something that happened a while ago, is brought up over and over again (even if it's not funny) until the person who is talking gets acknowledged. It can also be a form of making excuses for something you are bad at.
Bro that shit happened 20 minutes ago, quit Kasoning.

Dude, just because you suck doesn't mean the game is bad, stop Kasoning
Kasoning by Skale325 May 25, 2021
(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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