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a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon
French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi
Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018
Person 1: You Kalvon af
Person 2: Ayy lmao
kalvon by Muune March 9, 2018
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That guy every girl dream about. Very skilled and also known for being loyal at heart. Never broke always wealthy
I think thats him... Yea that's kalvon
kalvon by Faansloveka June 18, 2018

dirty kalvon

A dirty kalvon is where you rail a Mexican or Latina
Omg I tried a dirty kalvon and I was so shocked it was amazing
dirty kalvon by Privot October 30, 2023
the nicest kid in the world a pimp when single but faithful when taken. They can dress there is no such thing as a “bummy day”. Good dick and good grades what more can you ask for. They are such gentlemen and know how to treat a woman. Holds grudges against people and will never forget about it. Oh and how can I forget everyone who has the name Kavon is 100% cute. A cute name with a cute face you can never go wrong.
Kavon is that nigga
Kavon by jackboy July 22, 2019
(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013
Very intelligent person who gets attention from females but he never really seems to pay them attention because he is in his own world and comes and goes as he pleases. Super sexy and gives great advice. Everyone wants a Kayvon in their life.
Kayvon is just so awesome.
Kayvon by Themysto February 1, 2021
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