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Kalona

A womanizing sexy beast, who constantly works around shirtless and makes women drool, quite literally. He will be generally manipulative, but you'll love him anyways because he's yummy. Would be an amazing nude model. Is muscular and nom-worthy. He's definitely a creeper who watches you sleep, but you won't mind. He also gets turned on very easily.
Kalona. Is. Yummy.
by GREYtheFLAILER March 18, 2011
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Kalona

Kalona is sexy. She's crazy. Everyone like her. She's cool. She has a good body. She's good in bed. She got a big booty.
Kalona is yummy.
Kalona is good in bed.
Kalona has a good body.
by Jeffrey thug January 17, 2017
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