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A womanizing sexy beast, who constantly works around shirtless and makes women drool, quite literally. He will be generally manipulative, but you'll love him anyways because he's yummy. Would be an amazing nude model. Is muscular and nom-worthy. He's definitely a creeper who watches you sleep, but you won't mind. He also gets turned on very easily.
Kalona. Is. Yummy.
Kalona by GREYtheFLAILER March 18, 2011
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Kalona is sexy. She's crazy. Everyone like her. She's cool. She has a good body. She's good in bed. She got a big booty.
Kalona is yummy.
Kalona is good in bed.
Kalona has a good body.
Kalona by Jeffrey thug January 17, 2017
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The sexiest creation. He has a Godly physique, the girls love him but he always seems to have time for the boys. He is the funniest person you will ever meet and brings the mood of the group up.
“Is that Kaloyan?”
“Omg quick Sarah! Push ur chest out”
Kaloyan by jk swagggggins June 27, 2020
The bestest friend you'll ever find. She's caring, beautiful, sweet, maybe shy, she listens to what you have to say and is never afraid to be herself. She is not fake or bossy. She has many people that like to be around her because of her fun personality. She is like a sister, she cares about everyone but she doesn't tolerate it when people say things about her friends, she helps people through tough times, she is the greatest person and an even better friend. That's why we love Kayona's
Whenever I talk, Kayona always listens to me. She's a great friend, like a sister.
Kayona by Lilybuggg November 13, 2019
Samoan word for 'so sad"
Kalofae, the old lady is working in the hot sun.
kalofae by Ekmw.92 August 9, 2017
(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013
Kalena is a hard person to get to know. She’ll shut you out but slowly let you in if you try. Any boy will get lost in her eyes because they are her most gorgeous feature although all of her is perfect. She falls in love way to easily although she always try not to cause she doesn’t want to get hurt. If she messages you it’s because you mean something to her so don’t shut her out. She dances a lot and can sing better than most people. Whatever you do, don’t mess with her feeling cause it’ll fuck her up real bad.
Boy: Can I meet you?
Kalena: Mmm
Boy: Please
Kalena:...
Kalena by alwaysinlove February 21, 2019