''Kaldag''

Kaldag is a Filipino slang word used mostly by Filipino teens that refers to one humping the air, It is also used as a dance move among many Filipino tiktokers.

''Wag kayo mag ''kaldag'' ah, wala talaga kayong respeto.''

''Kaldag'' by NathoAmazo December 19, 2022

Kalbag 

Somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Laura: I am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
Dave: Shut the hell up you Kalbag!!

Kalbag by PeteLeMeat February 2, 2014

Kalbag 

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.

Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.

Kalbag by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013

Kandagrew

The name of a deadly animal that looks like a Kangaroo, but in fact is a crossbreed between a kangaroo and an ostrich.

Facts: Hatches from eggs that look like deformed marbles

Dude 1: "Hey dude! did you see that Kandagrew?"
Dude 2: "Yeah! it was gnarly!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. Never Indulge in Kandagrew Eggs!"

Kandagrew by Ms. Terri Wrighter April 24, 2013

Kalagadagaling 

Pronounced ka-lag-a-dag-a-ling. When someone makes loud Pterodactyl/parrot-like noises at random intervels. In past-tence called Kalagadagled.

(example a)"That bitch needs to stop kalagadagaling so much! Shes giving me a fucking headache!!"

(example b)"That guy in 30 Days Of Night Kalagadagled so well! I thought my eardrums were going to burst!!!!! Awsome!"

(example c) person 1:"Kait where are you"
person 2:"I don't see you!"
person 1:"Lets kalagadagle until we find eachother!"

Kalagadagaling by Bailey Alison April 15, 2008

kalagan 

sissy: a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive

"Dude, you're acting like a kalagan."

kalagan by bbmisc January 10, 2008

Kaldaris 

A sick, sick bastard. If seen on the internet, avoid at all costs.

"Help! Kaldaris f***ed over my computor!"

Kaldaris by Panda December 16, 2004