ostrich

A man with a long skinny physique. An alternative word for lanky.
Tom: That tall brer needs to hit the gym!

James: He's an ostrich fam!
by jmill69 February 24, 2011
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To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich
Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords

Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched
by pakmann May 22, 2012
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A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.
I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.

Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.
by John 1955s October 04, 2009
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when there is a ugly girl but has a nice body so you take her head and put it in the ground so you don't have to she her face and then bang her
Conner Western, she has a ugly face so bend her over and ostrich her
by cody dyer May 01, 2009
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Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard
Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.

Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.

Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny

are censoring re33tard now

Can't have shit in ifunny.
by THE XENO KING July 10, 2021
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Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.
by AmMo9513 February 19, 2013
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When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind
Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.
by BlackMikeMoan August 28, 2013
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