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Kalani is super funny and caring. He can make anyone smile even just by smiling. He is super sweet but isn’t afraid to kickass! He has been though a lot, but is alway there for his loved ones. If you have him as a boyfriend you’re very lucky.
Girl 1: Look at that guy! He’s so cute!
Girl 2: He must be a Kalani!
Kalani by Itz ya girl Eli February 7, 2020
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Kalani means "The Heavens" or "The Royal One" in Hawaiian. Queen Lili'oukalani's name meant "Queen of The Heavens"
In Hawaiian: E ola `o Kalani e Pauahi lani nui
A kau i ka pua `ane`ane

Translated: Long live Pauahi, the heavenly one, to extreme old age
Kalani by Kimokal March 11, 2012

Kalganism 

The process of introducing adverse effects to the game you know are too powerful and will prompt knee-jerk reaction nerfs to the outcry from other classes.
The Kalganism has been felt by the Warlock class since the dawn of BC.
Kalganism by Ziguld October 30, 2007
A gorgeous girl, who can be shy but is an amazing friend. She is very athletic, trendy, and fun to hang out with.
Wow! Look at that girl's outfit! She's so Kalani.
[Kalani] by Maura Sadie January 23, 2009
Kalani is hawaiian for the chiefly one.
If there was a Kalani in a group he'd be a boss!
Kalani by Hawaiiankine23 June 7, 2009
Derived from the Hawaiian word "Kalani" meaning "The heavens" or "The Royal One".
Other than that, Kalanie is a sweet and very beautiful girl. Very attractive despite her not thinking so. She is athletic and very bright. Having gone through so much in her life, she stays strong and she never backs down. She's a fighter and is very loyal. However, she can often keep to herself. She a girl of second chances and is very unique and one of a kind. She cares extremely about others and puts herself before first before others. Her laugh is contagious and beautiful and she has the most precious smile. She can be a bit insecure but her friend group helps boost her confidence. She can get jealous very easily. She's genuine and always enjoys being herself (which is one of the things that makes her special). She loves romantic movies and loves spending time with friends and just being with people. Her boyfriend is a very, very lucky man.
"Kalanie is such a babe"

"Kalanie is so fun and beautiful"
"Kalanie.. my sky.. my world.."
"You are the heavens, and whenever I look up at the sky I think of you"
"Wake up kalanie"
Kalanie by Axora May 14, 2018
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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