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Somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Laura: I am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
Dave: Shut the hell up you Kalbag!!
Kalbag by PeteLeMeat February 2, 2014
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Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.
Kalbag by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013
Kalda is one of the bestest friends you can
ever have. She is funny and always matches
your energy. Kalda is so cool and always
finds a way to make you laugh. She doesn't
care about other people view her and is unstoppable. She supports anyone, like i
mean anyone! You could be megamind and
she will always there for you. Kalda loves
using words such as slay, Queen, and
studious. If you ever meet a Kalda, NEVER
LET HER GO!
Person 1: I need a friend.

Person 2: Get yourself a Kalda, she is so cool.
Kalda by anti-mannn!! May 30, 2022
Kalda is one of the bestest friends you can ever have. She is funny and always matches your energy. Kalda is so cool and always finds a way to make you laugh. She doesn’t care about other people view her and is unstoppable. She supports anyone, like i mean anyone! You could be megamind and she will always there for you. Kalda loves using words such as slay, Queen, and studious. If you ever meet a Kalda, NEVER LET HER GO!
Person 1: I need a friend.

Person 2: Get yourself a Kalda, she is so cool.
Kalda by anti-mannn!! May 30, 2022
Kalda is one of the bestest friends you can
ever have. She is funny and always matches
your energy. Kalda is so cool and always
finds a way to make you laugh. She doesn't
care about other people view her and is unstoppable. She supports anyone, like i
mean anyone! You could be megamind and
she will always there for you. Kalda loves
using words such as slay, Queen, and
studious. If you ever meet a Kalda, NEVER
LET HER GO!
Person 1: I need a friend.
Person 2: Get yourself a Kalda, she is so cool.
Kalda by anti-mannn!! May 30, 2022

Youssef Kaldas 

Better than you.

HE GON GET YO MAMA AND YO DADDY TOO.
Whos Youssef Kaldas

he with yo mama and daddy rn better check up on them he gon give them his monstah