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A person who puts up multiple pictures of his or her self (A.K.A Selfies) onto social media websites daily. These selfie posts are accompanied with clever eye opening sayings that people Should often try to live by in their lives, but the K-Longer does Not follow through with these eye opening statements.
Gill: Looks like Sadie posted another picture of herself saying it's good to be a strong independent woman.
Pat: Yeah. Her and her man must be fighting again. She'll post a status with him in a little while about how he's wonderful.
Gill: I know. She's a real K-Longer.
K-Longer by challenger887 January 30, 2014
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Someone who's not to be played with, has a kind heart, always shows love, might be a lil sensitive, always bringing good vibes, love to make you smile, talks a lot, she can be loud at times, shes one beautiful ass bitch, she very unbothered, and most definitely stays untouched
Person 1: whos that beautiful girl over there? Her vibe is top tier.
Person 2: must be K’Lonni.
K’Lonni by anonymous November 23, 2021

Klonopinions

When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.
Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated

klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up
Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.
klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klonopin kloud 

The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).
I took double my prescribed Klonopin this morning and now I'm floating on a Klonopin kloud.
Klonopin kloud by Egodeath February 25, 2009
Probably one of the most underrated video game series out there.
Klonoa:WA-HOO!!!!
Klonoa by ChuckRoast December 25, 2008
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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