K-Longer
A person who puts up multiple pictures of his or her self (A.K.A Selfies) onto social media websites daily. These selfie posts are accompanied with clever eye opening sayings that people Should often try to live by in their lives, but the K-Longer does Not follow through with these eye opening statements.
Gill: Looks like Sadie posted another picture of herself saying it's good to be a strong independent woman.
Pat: Yeah. Her and her man must be fighting again. She'll post a status with him in a little while about how he's wonderful.
Gill: I know. She's a real K-Longer.
Pat: Yeah. Her and her man must be fighting again. She'll post a status with him in a little while about how he's wonderful.
Gill: I know. She's a real K-Longer.
K-Longer by challenger887 January 30, 2014
Klonopinions
When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.
Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated
Klonopinions by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015
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Klonopin kloud
The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).
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