Klonkie

In South Africa, a klonkie is a somewhat (if the person saying it isnt a klonkie, that is) for a person who is "coloured" or of mixed race. Klonkies are some of the coolest people in South Africa, nay the earth; they're totally laid back and friendly and have their own language, a mixture of Afrikaans,English, and American gangster talk in which dey tawks sumfing laaik dis jou ken wat ek saying fir YO? Klonkie girls are also really hot (when they arent Meth addicts with no teeth that is) but they always have big scary Klonkie boyfriends who would fuck you up seven hundred different ways if they caught you looking at their girls the wrong way. Mostly found in the Western Cape in South Africa, especially the Cape Flats. There are also a lot of Klonkie stand up comedians

"Bru, check daardie Klonkie chicky, shes nice and nice huh?"
"Ja mate, but dont let her boy hear you say that- I dont want to have to pick up your pieces when he's done with you"

by Dr. Van Van Mojo June 29, 2007

Klonki

A guy who hate Nintendo Swe's.

Look at that Klonki with a huge PP bragging it to that Nintendo Swe, Who has a small PP.

by Hi222 February 18, 2009

klonkie

A fuckin' huge dick, taller than the eiffel tower and fatter than your mom

I took my klonkie and beat my bitch's face in after stabbed her with an owel bone

by Moose and toph January 11, 2005

Klonkie

In Zuid-Holland, a province of the Netherlands the word 'Klonkie' is often used as the definition of a bottle or can of beer. The 'Golden Klonkie' being the most important and best tasting of them all, refering to Hertog Jan beer.

Yo guys, anyone up for another klonkie? Sure mate, but make sure it's a golden klonkie instead of a regular!

by Wings0fJustice August 8, 2019

Klonkie

Een klonkie is iets wat op vier poten staat. Zoals een bed, hond, stoel, tafel.

'is een paard een klonkie?', 'nee man, een paard heeft toch benen. Een varken is een klonkie.'

by ProfessorKlonkie November 28, 2017