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A taller than average girl who has worn braces once in her life, Is an absolute badass, has an annoying sibling taller than her, and is never allowed to get out of the house.
She's such a JUSPI man... she's so cool but life's so unfair for her.
juspi by UBoatFlowerboi99 November 19, 2018
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When America is so great, you have to pay to get oppressed.
Damn bro, I'm running low on victim mentality. Maybe we should get jussied.
jussied by Rustynutzz February 17, 2019

Pulling a Jussie 

When you fake a hate crime on yourself for personal or financial gain, usually blaming white males or conservatives.
Damn, that gay guy Jared down the street was caught pulling a Jussie when she spray painted "Trump is president now, you faggot!" on his Prius.
\ ˈjəssē \ (verb)

To perpetrate a patently ludicrous hoax for the purpose of race-baiting.
Fatiha claimed three white guys urinated on her mother in broad daylight because they didn’t like her Niqab. She jussied all over Twitter.
Jussie by Green Gordon June 10, 2020

Pulling A Jussie Smollett 

Lying / Making up stories in hope of receiving more attention or “clout” and sympathy and not knowing when to stop when you’ve got caught .
“ I can’t believe it , the whole thing is fake ?! He’s Pulling A Jussie Smollett !”
Pulling A Jussie Smollett by Ikirstyy February 21, 2019

JupiterMGO

JupiterMGO usually refers to young adult males that pose as female gamers in any online type of game. This is only usually done to get people to look at certain things like youtube pages and things of that sort.

After being revealed as a male, this male usually only plays the game with people who are very good at it, and will most likely never play with his long time friends ever again.
"Dude I just found out about this girl on Metal Gear Online. Her name is Erika and she's so hot, check out her youtube page it's.
(Two weeks later) Dude I just found out 'Erika' is a guy! What a JupiterMGO!...Oh well at least the pictures from his youtube page is of a hot girl."
JupiterMGO by oldspice22 June 15, 2009

jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin
bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.
jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020
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