junkathon 

When someone eats or drinks non-stop junk food for a long period of time, we call it a "junkathon"

Example One: "John's cat died today, hes on a Junkathon."

Example Two: "Sammie's preganant, and yesterday she had an insane junkathon. She had three Ice Cream Cones and went to McDonnalds four times!"

junkathon by Fesuasda May 3, 2009

juggathon 

when a trap star goes on a strait trappin and hittin licks binge and does nothing tht doesnt involve cash

young scooter- "im ballin with these bricks im on a juggathon"

juggathon by guccisosa954pompton March 27, 2013

Junktion 

The intersection of balls and shaft.

-Hey, where's Steve?
-Oh you didn't hear?
-No, what?
-I can't believe you didn't hear!
-No, I was away all week. What happened?!
-Oh man, it was awful. He ripped his junktion scaling a chain-link fence.
-Oh no! That's terrible, I really like Steve.
-Yeah, good guy. He used to tutor my little sister in Algebra II.
-Yeah math was always his thing.
-Not much of a speller though.
-No, terrible speller. Is he going to be ok?
-Well, doctors were able to reapproximate the intersection of his shaft and balls as best they could, but modern medical junktion technology has only come so far.
-Wait a minute. Didn't something happen to his junktion a few months ago?
-Yeah, he fell asleep at the nude beach, second-degree burns all over.
-It has not been a good year for Steve's junktion.
-No, it certainly has not been.

Junktion by Cowsocks June 5, 2010

Jonathon 

Jonathon knows what he wants in life and he's not afraid to go for it. He's forward but extremely kind and it gives him a very approachable aspect to him. He's probably been through a lot but is still a very cheerful guy, although sometimes has a very brooding look. He's very handsome and is generally extremely likable and many will vouch for him on that. He gets along with all of his superiors and is hard working in anything he applies himself to. He has a adventurous side to him and isn't afraid to explore new talents and skills. He's always willing to learn or try something new, he's a very admirable guy. Don't be afraid to talk to him because you'll likely end up meeting one of the most kindest people you know.

"Yooo! It's Jonathon!"

Jonathon by Siniac November 2, 2022

Jonathon Jones 

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything

tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'

Jonathon Jones by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jonathon Ng 

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.

What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!

Jonathon Ng by TheEdenProject May 23, 2018

jackathon 

Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day.

Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home.

jackathon by Danny Bregman May 11, 2006