jackathon

Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day.

Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home.

by Danny Bregman May 11, 2006

jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.

Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

Jackathon

When you masturbate so much with a smart watch on and it says you ran a marathon.

“I jacked off so much during Dick destroying December my watch says I ran a marathon. A real jackathon was completed.”

by MaBrain September 14, 2018

Jackathon

Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.

Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015

Jawnathon

When one would like to get serious with their jawn.

My jawn is acting up today. When I get home I'm laying down the law. "Jawnathon get your shit together".

"Jawnathon, you loser! Crack and cocaine are not the same!"

by ugly sacks June 12, 2018

Jackatorium

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.

For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?

by Shwagg March 18, 2007

jackathan

the hottest sexiest hottest man

"jackathan🤤🤤🤤🤤"

by ztaine August 3, 2023