JOTUS

Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)

JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.

by hodags1966 November 8, 2020

jotus

A large virtual penis on a human female. Plural - One jotus, two jotadons. A jotus may only possesed by a female individual under the age of nineteen.

My my, your jotus in very large. You must be a very important woman indeed!

by Poneyyytaaaa October 22, 2010

JOTUS

The laughing stock of the whole world, Joke (or Joker) Of The United States, a play on the acronym POTUS, Joe Biden managed to outdo The Orange One in being an embarrassing old white guy by simply saying stupid shit and desperately pandering to kids on TikTok by rambling about his love of chocolate chip cookies and eating fried chicken with black people.

Also a creepy spider, so it's kinda the same.

Did you hear what incoherent gibberish JOTUS said today?

by Make jokes, not war March 6, 2024

jouska

jouska

(n)
a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

origin: unknown

"i often ponder if other people jouska as much as i do"

by aImondmiIk June 21, 2019

Peep jousting

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

by sminturn November 3, 2006

Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

by Big Short January 20, 2009