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jouska

(n)
a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

origin: unknown
"i often ponder if other people jouska as much as i do"
jouska by aImondmiIk June 21, 2019
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(n)
a hypothetical conversation you play out in your head. a crisp analysis, a cathartic dialogue, a devastating comeback, which serves as a kind of psychological battling cage where you can connect more deeply with people than in the small ball of everyday life, which is a frustratingly cautious game of change-up pitches, sacrifice bunts, and intentional walks.
jouskas are very deep.
jouska by purroids January 14, 2023
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The name of a specific type of goldfish which also has a small bladder. This breed claims to not know if they have mono.
Wow! Jouska has to go to the bathroom again.
I wouldn't have a sip of Jouska's drink she might have mono.
Jouska by NotAPole August 30, 2018
A group of people who know how to have a good time, but can be a little too much to handle if you can't keep up
Those Jousma's kept me up all night!!!
Jousma by Oh Yes! April 11, 2009
After climaxing, Jürgen sprayed his juska all over Natashia's back.
Juska by Akyuragaz May 11, 2021
An amazing, kind hearted, stupid person. He is funny and will always find a way to make you laugh. If he cares about you he will always listen and try to make you feel better.He gives the absolute best hugs and he will make you feel a type of way. Beware because he is a huge fuck boy. He is sweet and even though he’s a bully on the outside he’s actually a teddy bear in the inside.
I want a hug. I wish Joskar were here
Joskar by puppydog69 December 21, 2019
a awesome small friend with dark hair, they are obssesed with stupid among us memes and have a fetish for minions..

10/10 friend: very loyal and obsessed with minions
bro i think he has a thing for minions.. such a jousra
jousra by Popcorn cola December 21, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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