by hodags1966 June 02, 2018
"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?
by hodags1966 November 10, 2018
"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."
by hodags1966 June 23, 2019
potato chips on a sandwich
"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
by hodags1966 October 19, 2017
by hodags1966 June 10, 2020
JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.
by hodags1966 November 08, 2020
“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020