MOTUS

Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?
by hodags1966 June 02, 2018
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NRA

What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.
"Why is the flag half-staff?"
"NRA."
"Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?
by hodags1966 November 10, 2018
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anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.
"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."
by hodags1966 June 23, 2019
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poor man's lettuce

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
by hodags1966 October 19, 2017
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wikipedic

"Damn, Russ, your boundless knowledge is wikipedic!"
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JOTUS

Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)
JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.
by hodags1966 November 08, 2020
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Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on
“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
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