JOTUS

Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)

JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.

by hodags1966 November 8, 2020

jotu

acronym standing for: Jack Off Throw Up. Refers to when you jack off and throw up at the same time for sexual and moral pleasure/appeasement.

I asked that girl for a JOTOB. jotu.

by panisinap June 4, 2011

jotus

A large virtual penis on a human female. Plural - One jotus, two jotadons. A jotus may only possesed by a female individual under the age of nineteen.

My my, your jotus in very large. You must be a very important woman indeed!

by Poneyyytaaaa October 22, 2010

jotu

NOT janitor

i am a jotu

by jotu May 3, 2003

JOTUS

The laughing stock of the whole world, Joke (or Joker) Of The United States, a play on the acronym POTUS, Joe Biden managed to outdo The Orange One in being an embarrassing old white guy by simply saying stupid shit and desperately pandering to kids on TikTok by rambling about his love of chocolate chip cookies and eating fried chicken with black people.

Also a creepy spider, so it's kinda the same.

Did you hear what incoherent gibberish JOTUS said today?

by Make jokes, not war March 6, 2024