jouska
jouska by aImondmiIk June 21, 2019
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jouska
(n)
a hypothetical conversation you play out in your head. a crisp analysis, a cathartic dialogue, a devastating comeback, which serves as a kind of psychological battling cage where you can connect more deeply with people than in the small ball of everyday life, which is a frustratingly cautious game of change-up pitches, sacrifice bunts, and intentional walks.
a hypothetical conversation you play out in your head. a crisp analysis, a cathartic dialogue, a devastating comeback, which serves as a kind of psychological battling cage where you can connect more deeply with people than in the small ball of everyday life, which is a frustratingly cautious game of change-up pitches, sacrifice bunts, and intentional walks.
jouskas are very deep.
Joskar
An amazing, kind hearted, stupid person. He is funny and will always find a way to make you laugh. If he cares about you he will always listen and try to make you feel better.He gives the absolute best hugs and he will make you feel a type of way. Beware because he is a huge fuck boy. He is sweet and even though he’s a bully on the outside he’s actually a teddy bear in the inside.
Joskar by puppydog69 December 21, 2019
jousra
a awesome small friend with dark hair, they are obssesed with stupid among us memes and have a fetish for minions..
10/10 friend: very loyal and obsessed with minions
10/10 friend: very loyal and obsessed with minions
jousra by Popcorn cola December 21, 2021
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