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a hypothetical conversation you play out in your head. a crisp analysis, a cathartic dialogue, a devastating comeback, which serves as a kind of psychological battling cage where you can connect more deeply with people than in the small ball of everyday life, which is a frustratingly cautious game of change-up pitches, sacrifice bunts, and intentional walks.
jouskas are very deep.
jouska by purroids January 14, 2023
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Jouska • Joska • JUSKA • Jorskar • Joskar • josukako • jouka • Joukal • JOUSA • Jousan
The name of a specific type of goldfish which also has a small bladder. This breed claims to not know if they have mono.
Wow! Jouska has to go to the bathroom again.
I wouldn't have a sip of Jouska's drink she might have mono.
Jouska by NotAPole August 30, 2018
A group of people who know how to have a good time, but can be a little too much to handle if you can't keep up
Those Jousma's kept me up all night!!!
Jousma by Oh Yes! April 11, 2009
After climaxing, Jürgen sprayed his juska all over Natashia's back.
Juska by Akyuragaz May 11, 2021
An amazing, kind hearted, stupid person. He is funny and will always find a way to make you laugh. If he cares about you he will always listen and try to make you feel better.He gives the absolute best hugs and he will make you feel a type of way. Beware because he is a huge fuck boy. He is sweet and even though he’s a bully on the outside he’s actually a teddy bear in the inside.
I want a hug. I wish Joskar were here
Joskar by puppydog69 December 21, 2019
a awesome small friend with dark hair, they are obssesed with stupid among us memes and have a fetish for minions..

10/10 friend: very loyal and obsessed with minions
bro i think he has a thing for minions.. such a jousra
jousra by Popcorn cola December 21, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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