1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009
by Beast Mode March 10, 2005
A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.
by Bsyw October 24, 2006
1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
by Division By Zorro December 27, 2003
To overturn another in verbal sparring, particularly in front of a group.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Person 1: "Your penis is of insubstantiate length and/or size."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
by Yossarian8 May 12, 2004
Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.
by Strider51 April 26, 2010