jotu
acronym standing for: Jack Off Throw Up. Refers to when you jack off and throw up at the same time for sexual and moral pleasure/appeasement.
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JOTUS
JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.
JOTUS by hodags1966 November 8, 2020
Jotunheim
Jotunheim is one of the nine worlds, the homeland of the frost giants and rock giants. Situated in Midgard, on the middle level of the Norse universe, Jotunheim is separated from Asgard by the river Iving, which never freezes over. It lies in the snowy regions on the outermost shores of the ocean. Mimir's well of wisdom is in Jotunheim, beneath the Midgard root of the ash tree Yggdrasil.
Jotunheim is ruled by Thrym ("uproar"), the feared king of the frost giants. The stronghold of Utgard, the chief city of Jotunheim and the abode of the giants, is ruled by the giant Utgard-Loki. Other strongholds include Gastropnir, home of the giantess Menglad, and Thrymheim ("house of uproar"), mountain stronghold of the giant Thiazi.
Jotunheim is ruled by Thrym ("uproar"), the feared king of the frost giants. The stronghold of Utgard, the chief city of Jotunheim and the abode of the giants, is ruled by the giant Utgard-Loki. Other strongholds include Gastropnir, home of the giantess Menglad, and Thrymheim ("house of uproar"), mountain stronghold of the giant Thiazi.
jotus
A large virtual penis on a human female. Plural - One jotus, two jotadons. A jotus may only possesed by a female individual under the age of nineteen.
jotus by Poneyyytaaaa October 22, 2010
jotun
jotun by pajeeterbob May 22, 2018
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