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Justificationology
A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.
Justificationology by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017
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justification
The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.
"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"
"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"
"Jeffery, go to your room"
"But your my school janitor"
"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"
"Jeffery, go to your room"
"But your my school janitor"
"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006
junkie justification
Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation
Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?
Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
junkie justification by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017
Jestification
Jestification by shelley69 January 25, 2010
Jockification
A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.
Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification
Me: A classic case of Jockification
Jockification by Guevara666 July 28, 2020
Jossification
Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?
A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?
A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?
Jossification by boredlaura October 23, 2006
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