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Jockification 

A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.
Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification
Jockification by Guevara666 July 28, 2020

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.
Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?
Jossification by boredlaura October 23, 2006

judification 

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.
If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!
judification by mwelc004 May 29, 2007

Bobification 

When a creator of a derivative work changes things for no apparent reason, such as a video game sequel changing perfectly good character designs. Often accompanied by mindless defending from the fandom at large. Named after Toys for Bob, developer of Spyro Reignited Trilogy and Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time.
After a successful Bobification, our purple boi Spyro has been Bobified.
Bobification by Ass Studdert October 15, 2020

Jamification 

I needed to take out the trash but I had already finished my jamification and the neighbours were partying so I struggled to find the willpower to change back into my normal clothes.

Fobification 

An unavoidable metamorphosis process that takes place when a person moves abroad.
Two americans studying abroad in Rome: "Hey dude, what are you doing wearing that man-bag?"..."Sorry, I couldn't do anything...it's part of mi fobification"
Fobification by JRDL March 21, 2010