jobification

The practice of taking any character from a short story by Stephen King and
altering them into a cyberpunk type
character in order to make the new movie
more popular and as an excuse for the
presence of eye candy.

The central villain in Mangler II was
the victim of jobification.

by Miss Lulu November 8, 2003

Jockification

A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.

Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification

by Guevara666 July 28, 2020

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.

Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?

by boredlaura October 23, 2006

judification

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.

If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!

by mwelc004 May 29, 2007

Bobification

When a creator of a derivative work changes things for no apparent reason, such as a video game sequel changing perfectly good character designs. Often accompanied by mindless defending from the fandom at large. Named after Toys for Bob, developer of Spyro Reignited Trilogy and Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time.

After a successful Bobification, our purple boi Spyro has been Bobified.

by Ass Studdert October 15, 2020

Jamification

The process of changing into your pyjamas.

I needed to take out the trash but I had already finished my jamification and the neighbours were partying so I struggled to find the willpower to change back into my normal clothes.

by Surrey Wanderer June 18, 2021

Fobification

An unavoidable metamorphosis process that takes place when a person moves abroad.

Two americans studying abroad in Rome: "Hey dude, what are you doing wearing that man-bag?"..."Sorry, I couldn't do anything...it's part of mi fobification"

by JRDL March 21, 2010