Jockification

A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.

Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification

by Guevara666 July 28, 2020

Cockification

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Ryan: Baby, will you fight these girls?

Girl: Yeah, but only if you show me your cock.

Ryan: Damn Gurl, since when have you been cockified?

by Fuckeryaround July 29, 2020

Jankification

When one is so high on crystal meth they get urge to steal something

Tina was so high her jankification got the best of her and she was arrested

by Hautemess January 5, 2011

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.

Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?

by boredlaura October 23, 2006

jollification

what a guy feels when he meets a really hot chick on an online dating website.

"John felt a great deal of "JOLLIFICATION" when he saw the pictures of his newest online match."

by iruletheuniverse April 9, 2008

Josification

Josification( singular noun)(

Negative meaning: -procrastination, delaying, always late but shows up with an attitude, doesn't call much but would love to receive a call

positive meaning:- loves friends, is cool, open to experience, cares a lot about friends

verb (josifies, josifying, josified)
shannnon always josifies when it comes to studying.

Josification has become a problem with present youths.

by Mr. Nerd September 30, 2012

jobification

The practice of taking any character from a short story by Stephen King and
altering them into a cyberpunk type
character in order to make the new movie
more popular and as an excuse for the
presence of eye candy.

The central villain in Mangler II was
the victim of jobification.

by Miss Lulu November 8, 2003