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jollification 

what a guy feels when he meets a really hot chick on an online dating website.
"John felt a great deal of "JOLLIFICATION" when he saw the pictures of his newest online match."
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Jockification 

A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.
Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification
Jockification by Guevara666 July 28, 2020

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.
Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?
Jossification by boredlaura October 23, 2006

Josification

Josification( singular noun)(

Negative meaning: -procrastination, delaying, always late but shows up with an attitude, doesn't call much but would love to receive a call

positive meaning:- loves friends, is cool, open to experience, cares a lot about friends

verb (josifies, josifying, josified)
shannnon always josifies when it comes to studying.
Josification has become a problem with present youths.
Josification by Mr. Nerd September 30, 2012

jobification 

The practice of taking any character from a short story by Stephen King and
altering them into a cyberpunk type
character in order to make the new movie
more popular and as an excuse for the
presence of eye candy.
The central villain in Mangler II was
the victim of jobification.
jobification by Miss Lulu November 8, 2003

joshification 

when you have been going out with a joshua for so long that you have been joshified to his ways.
look at molly, she’s been joshified by her boyfriend joshua! she’s literally so joshua

joshification

dollification

A form of sex play that includes (consensually) using your partner like a doll , in a way similar to somno and the free use kink. dressing them how you please and tossing them around like a ragdoll, this is all completely between consenting adults.
“my girlfriend is into dollification, she likes when i do what id like to her body and dont let her react.”
dollification by https_minty December 6, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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