jollification

what a guy feels when he meets a really hot chick on an online dating website.

"John felt a great deal of "JOLLIFICATION" when he saw the pictures of his newest online match."

by iruletheuniverse April 9, 2008

Jockification

A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.

Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification

by Guevara666 July 28, 2020

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.

Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?

by boredlaura October 23, 2006

Josification

Josification( singular noun)(

Negative meaning: -procrastination, delaying, always late but shows up with an attitude, doesn't call much but would love to receive a call

positive meaning:- loves friends, is cool, open to experience, cares a lot about friends

verb (josifies, josifying, josified)
shannnon always josifies when it comes to studying.

Josification has become a problem with present youths.

by Mr. Nerd September 30, 2012

jobification

The practice of taking any character from a short story by Stephen King and
altering them into a cyberpunk type
character in order to make the new movie
more popular and as an excuse for the
presence of eye candy.

The central villain in Mangler II was
the victim of jobification.

by Miss Lulu November 8, 2003

joshification

when you have been going out with a joshua for so long that you have been joshified to his ways.

look at molly, she’s been joshified by her boyfriend joshua! she’s literally so joshua

joshification

by molandjosharegettingmarried February 16, 2022

dollification

A form of sex play that includes (consensually) using your partner like a doll , in a way similar to somno and the free use kink. dressing them how you please and tossing them around like a ragdoll, this is all completely between consenting adults.

“my girlfriend is into dollification, she likes when i do what id like to her body and dont let her react.”

by https_minty December 6, 2023