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Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. 

The OG Kennedy, aka the founding father of America's most cursed political dynasty. Millionaire banker, bootlegger (allegedly), Hollywood hustler, and U.S. ambassador to the UK who somehow thought appeasing Hitler was a chill idea. Basically if Logan Roy had a Boston accent and Catholic guilt.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. made a fortune, raised a bunch of future politicians, and still somehow fumbled the bag by talking too much about Hitler.

Joseph Phat Mother 

The full name of Joe Mama, present day meme.
Person 1: Who’s Joe?
Person 2: JOE MAMA!!
Person 3: Their full name is Joseph Phat Mother
Joseph Phat Mother by FoxCat Man November 18, 2019

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette 

I'd like one Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette, Please

joseph platzer 

Joseph Platzer is a goose.
joseph platzer by amchew November 12, 2018

Carmine Joseph Piccadaci 

Born in Randolph, Massachusetts he joined the mafia at the age of 13. He left the mafia and joined the Navy in his late twenties. Getting sent to jail twice his street record still remains with the CIA. Shortly after leaving the Navy he was granted the title De` Capo-De` Capo, and rejoining the mafia. Taking in ten grand a week he married his first wife and had 3 children. His thirties are unknown because of his identity remaining incognito from the Massachusetts state police. Although we do know that in his mid to late thirties he experienced a divorce and met a beautiful young women with three children. Using money from his prime years in the mafia he purchased a silver Mercedes-Benz. Still being tracked by the FBI he sleeps with a gun by his bed.
If Carmine Joseph Piccadaci were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

Joseph Penis 

Jase's Fuckin Dad
"You lookin Thicc Joseph Penis"
Joseph Penis by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019