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William, Prince of Wales
(noun)
The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
(noun)
The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
"William, Prince of Wales, is like if your dad got a crown and had to smile through awkward public handshakes for the rest of his life."
by Anttonedodeson June 01, 2025
The OG Kennedy, aka the founding father of America's most cursed political dynasty. Millionaire banker, bootlegger (allegedly), Hollywood hustler, and U.S. ambassador to the UK who somehow thought appeasing Hitler was a chill idea. Basically if Logan Roy had a Boston accent and Catholic guilt.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. made a fortune, raised a bunch of future politicians, and still somehow fumbled the bag by talking too much about Hitler.
by Anttonedodeson June 01, 2025
UDR (Ulster Defence Regiment)
(noun – British military slang / chaotic Irish history vibes)
A British Army regiment formed in 1970 to keep Northern Ireland from going full GTA: Belfast during The Troubles. Think of them as the “we need local lads with guns before everything explodes” type unit.
Known for patrolling the streets, getting ambushed, and being accused of everything from heroism to sketchy backdoor dealings with loyalist paramilitaries. Basically, if Call of Duty had a Northern Irish DLC, these guys would be in the intro cutscene with grim expressions and Land Rovers.
Mostly Protestant, which led to massive controversy and suspicion from the Catholic/nationalist community. Recruiting posters didn’t exactly fly off the shelves in west Belfast, if you catch my drift 💀
Disbanded in 1992, merged into the Royal Irish Regiment. Some folks still see them as protectors. Others? As a walking symbol of everything messed up about British rule in Ireland. Depends on who you ask, and how many pints they’ve had.
(noun – British military slang / chaotic Irish history vibes)
A British Army regiment formed in 1970 to keep Northern Ireland from going full GTA: Belfast during The Troubles. Think of them as the “we need local lads with guns before everything explodes” type unit.
Known for patrolling the streets, getting ambushed, and being accused of everything from heroism to sketchy backdoor dealings with loyalist paramilitaries. Basically, if Call of Duty had a Northern Irish DLC, these guys would be in the intro cutscene with grim expressions and Land Rovers.
Mostly Protestant, which led to massive controversy and suspicion from the Catholic/nationalist community. Recruiting posters didn’t exactly fly off the shelves in west Belfast, if you catch my drift 💀
Disbanded in 1992, merged into the Royal Irish Regiment. Some folks still see them as protectors. Others? As a walking symbol of everything messed up about British rule in Ireland. Depends on who you ask, and how many pints they’ve had.
Mate joined the UDR in '85 and said it was like walking into a Cold War but with more Guinness and fewer rules.
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