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A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.
Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.
Jordie by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018
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jordhe • Jordhen • Jorden • Jordie • Jordey • Jordels • Jordell • Jordae • Jorde • Jordean

Jordie Jordan 

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .
Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.
A very smart young girl who looks like her dad and she dances a lot and she is beautiful
Jordae by Laila wildfire May 15, 2019

Amya Jorden 

A beautiful girl who sometimes struggles with controlling her emotions. Is somewhat athletic but mostly excels in the social field as she has made friends with many of the people in her grade. Although she has many strengths she is lacking in self-esteem at times and can become stressed, many times over her grades even though she is pretty smart. She also believes that she is ugly although she doesn't see how beautiful she truly looks to everyone else.

Side facts:

-prefers to be called Mya.
-is currently dating Kevaun(Kevin)Porter
STATS for Amya Jorden:
Athleticism: 45%
Intelligence: 85%
Sexiness: 95%
Emotions: 30%
Social: 97%
Amya Jorden by EliTran May 31, 2019
Jorden is Independent & Loyal. Jorden likes to keep it real so you can tell him anything & it’ll always stay between you & him. Jorden “Forgives but never Forgets”, one of the reasons why he’s so confident but so Independent. Jorden is a very understanding person. If Jorden doesn’t understand, he’ll ask until he understands (If it matters). Jorden likes to surround himself with the people he trusts. When you first meet Jorden, you may think that he acts “shy” but really he just doesn’t know you.
Name Jorden
Jorden by Princejayy1k December 24, 2017

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden 

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.
Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."
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