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Jordesbians 

Noun, Adj - Jordan fans who are so blinded by nostalgia. They refuse to acknowledge that Jordan played in a weak era. They often site his finals record of 6-0 but dismiss his 1-9 record in the first round before Scottie Pippen was drafted. Usually, They believe everything from the nineties is better than anything today.

These people are unreasonable and possibly violent when confronted with opposing views or reality.

They have an unreasonable obsession with destroying the legacy of Lebron James.
Jordesbians will do anything to protect the reputation of daddy MJ.

"Jordan got Two rings against Utah and one against Seattle, that's not exactly tough competition

Jordesbians - That Utah team would beat the Kevin Durant Warriors in 5 games.."

Jordesbians - If Lebron played in the 90s he avg 15 points at best.
Jordesbians by SuperstardjSupreme September 15, 2019
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the best boyfriend you could have, his ideal partner is a patricia together they make the perfect couple
Look, Jordely is doing incredible things with air conditioning.
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Oh look it’s jordely he’s Amazyn
Jordely by Pat2191 January 20, 2023
Word used to discribe a good looking guy who gets girls. Usually has a very long you know what. Who is kick ass at sports, and is very intelligent. But also very nonchalant at times and picky with Watever they do, they can also be hard to please at times 😬.
That girl said that Jordel’s are so hard to read and are really nonchalant but loving 🥰
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jordelle 

Jordelle is a (beautiful) girl with a (beautiful) heart. She is very family oriented and always puts others before herself. If you are lucky enough to be her friend, she will treat you like royalty. She is determined and has a (bright future). She is a girl you can (trust) in every situation. She has a bubbly personality that can brighten your day, and a smile that warms your heart. She has a heart for God and gives great advice. Overall, if you are lucky enough to have a Jordelle in your life, then treasure every moment.
"I wish I could be as (amazing) as Jordelle!
jordelle by Cupcake gals May 8, 2017
She is the most beautiful person you'll meet inside and out. She has a heart of gold that's filled with kindness. The happiness she gives you is like no other! The feelings she gives you when you kiss or hold her is just something that you can't describe! All you want to do once you've met her is be able to spend every single day with her. She is the most special lady you'll ever meet in your life and will be the lady you want to spend the rest of your life with! She will be your reason and motivation to get through each day! You'll do whatever it takes to never lose her cos you know you'll never meet someone like her again! She will be your one and only!
Your such a Jordell
Jordell by Yashes July 5, 2020
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