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A character on the UPN series "Star Trek: Enterprise". Charles 'Trip' Tucker was the chief engineer on the Starfleet vessel Enterprise NX-01, and was also (for a brief period of time) the chief engineer on the second-generation NX-02 starship, Columbia. Has been good friends with Captain Jonathan Archer for over 20 years. Enjoys working with machines, playing the harmonica, and old horror movies. Lost his sister, Elizabeth Tucker, when Earth was attacked by an alien probe that decimated the state of Florida. Trip was also involved in a relationship for the Vulcan T'Pol for four years. Trip Tucker died when he sacrificed himself to save the life of his captain by blowing up himself and a group of hostile aliens.
(writing a letter to a female crewmen's parents about her death) "Computer, begin recording. Dear Mr. and Mrs. Taylor, by the time you get this, Starfleet will have already told you about Jane. Since I worked so closely with her, I wanted to add my personal condolences. I have to admit, I've been putting off writing this for a while. I convinced myself that my duties on Enterprise took precedence. But the truth is I didn't want to face the fact that someone so young with so much promise could just be gone. But I'm facing it now. And I find myself thinking how important she was to me. She was a great engineer. And she was my friend. She won't be forgotten."
by crazyrabbits May 25, 2005
1) A "Lord of the Rings" obsessed fan after he found out Tom Bombadil wouldn't be in the movie.
2) A "Spider-Man" obsessed fan when he found out Peter Parker would have organic web-shooters in the movie.
All I have to say to you fanboys is, "Get a life!"
by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005
1) The name of a science-fiction radio series created by Orson Welles, that was infamous because it made people believe there was an alien invasion happening.
2) The name of a movie about aliens trying to invade Earth.
3) The name of a movie that will be released in 2005 starring Tom Cruise about aliens who try to take over Earth.
4) The name of a series that ran for two seasons in the late 1980's to early 1990's, about a government scientist who finds out aliens have come back to recapture the Earth, and along with a Navajo military colonel named Ironhorse, his computer hacker buddy Norton, and his partner Suzanne, they try to stop the aliens. Went all to hell in the second season when the producers killed off half the cast, (including all the visible minorities!) and added more T&A in order to get more ratings.
From the 1988 TV series:

Harrison: brainwashed "We've got to stop hurting the aliens!"
Ironhorse: "Hurting the aliens? I don't remember invading their planet!"
by crazyrabbits May 7, 2005
The captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D.
"Let's see what's out there...engage."-Jean-Luc Picard
by crazyrabbits June 9, 2005
A science-fiction/drama series created by James Wong and Glen Morgan, that lasted one season, and aired from 1995 to 1996. Follows a group of marine cadets as they form a military squadron called the "Wildcards" and take on extremely dangerous. The "main" character is Lt. Nathan West, who signed up because he wasn't allowed to go on a colonizing mission with his girlfriend Kylen Selina. Unfortunately, the craft Kylen was on was attacked by a race of unknown beings, who then come to be named "Chigs". In the final episode of the series, the Chigs struck a tentative peace treaty with the Earth government, but used a captured Chig to assassinate a group of high-ranking Earth delegates. The Wildcards managed to find the transport ship Kylen was being carried on, due to a trade agreement between the aliens and the Earth government, but the squadron were attacked by Chigs. In the end, two of the recruits were facing possible death as their escape pod drifted towards the surface of a planet, one recruit sacrificed himself to save the lives of everyone, and Nathan West finally found Kylen. In short, one of the greatest science-fiction shows ever.
"We thought we were alone. We believed the universe was ours. Until one night in 2063, on a Earth colony 16 light-years away, they struck. Now we're at war. We fight when called, in space, on land, and at sea. To lose this war means more than defeat; to surrender is to never go home. All of us must rise to the call... above and beyond."
by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005
A team of super-powered emo kids recruited by a being called Captain Emohead who try to stop the Evil Empress (I don't know who that is either) from taking over Earth. The team consists of: Vicken, the "Weeping Tears" Emo Ranger; John, the "Chronic Stoner" Emo Ranger; Ross, the "Introspective" Emo Ranger; Luke, the "Chaos Mohawk" Emo Ranger; and Stef, the "Bleeding Heart" Emo Ranger".
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by crazyrabbits May 25, 2005
A character on the popular FOX show "24". Worked as a systems analyst for the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles. Was married to, and subsequently divorced, Tony Almeida. Currently works in "Division" (whatever that is). Dated another high-ranking CTU official named Bill Buchanan while divorced from Tony.
Michelle, stop dating the old guy and get back with Soul Patch Tony!
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005