Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017
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1). To do an impossible feat with ease.

2). When something completely unexpected happens and only the doer isn't surprised.
Example 1
Ryan: "Hey did you see Lebron James make that buzzer beater?"

Mike: "Ya! He Jords in big games."

Example 2
Brett: "Wow, what the Jord just happened?"
by Callmebrian202 March 12, 2010
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Nickname for Jordan. Only one special girl can call Jordan, Jords.
Aww, Jords, you want to spend time with me?!
by thatonepersonyouneedbutidk February 20, 2013
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He is an incredible super intelligent boy with multiple abilities. He is tall. The best boyfriend in the world. The best son, best brother and best friend.
Oh look it’s jordely he’s Amazyn
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the best boyfriend you could have, his ideal partner is a patricia together they make the perfect couple
Look, Jordely is doing incredible things with air conditioning.
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verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.
Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.
by rahzuhlin March 8, 2009
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This person is very rich and is a person with a very huge dick. He loves to drink beer with his friends! Jord is someone who likes to have fun and make the best jokes of the world. That's why he has so much chick's!
Jord is a real friend
Girl one: hey who is that funny guy? He looks very nice!
Girl two: That's Jord, he is perfect and very rich!
by It.is.whatitis! November 23, 2021
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