Jorde

Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"

by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017

Jordé

A true angel, someone who’s thoughtfulness for others will drive them across hundreds of miles to make the ones they love happy. Willing to give a piece of themselves to bring happiness and joy to others. If you happen to meet Jordé, hold onto them for you’ve found someone worth cherishing.

Jordé: Hola Osito, I love you my sweet baby

by ProlificHeart November 23, 2021

Jordan Wray

Another word for thief or scam artist among the car scene in Australia.

Don’t be a Jordan Wray! Do the right thing and just pay the money.

by SayWhatWigga January 9, 2020

jordan carter

Jordan carter is so hot and sexy he is also known as playboi carti <3😫😫

Yo have you heard of Jordan Carter? Whose that ? PLAYBOI CARTI

by Caca brown Ed June 15, 2021

jeremy jordan

the hottest man alive

Jeremy Jordan is playing Zac Efron's part in the Broadway adaptation of the Greatest Showman.

by MightyCoffeePro February 1, 2018

Jordan Poole Effect

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

by mommkller December 17, 2022

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis

Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.

by Sadke June 17, 2013