Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.

"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman

Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014

Related Words

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Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003

Jooky

A ficticious purple soda from Sprite's "Image is nothing" ad campaign.

"Jooky, jooky, it's a party in a can!"

Jooky by Phatmac February 15, 2005

Jook'd

First coined by Niko from the youtube channel Corridor Digital in their Lan Party episode of Mario Chase, This term is used when someone makes it out of an extraordinarily sticky situation.

Upon dodging getting tackled and making a Touchdown, I screamed JOOK'D

Jook'd by austinbro217 December 19, 2012

jooz

slang for the word "Jews", i.e. Jewish people.

It's Hanukkah time biatch! Big up to all da Jooz in the hizzy!

jooz by garbuhj November 29, 2009

Jook music

Style of hip hop Music created in the Tampa bay area, based off of "Bounce", "Booty/ bass music" and some "Dance hall reggae" elements, not to be confused with another style of music in Chicago called juke music.

ealiest known track was in 98' with the release of the "Uway Jive" track "My Neck, My back", wich Female rapper Khia, made a female response to, and sold gold.

Popular "Jook Music" artist include :
Strizzo
Tom G
Young Fella
Rated R
Tampa Tony
uway Jive
Cristol
Crazy
& Khia

Man we was in the club the other night jammin that Jook Music

Jook music by F.C.F. May 5, 2006

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026