Joozian 

Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.

"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman

Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014

Joozinek 

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.

Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !

Joozinek by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011

Joosian

The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.

"You must have some Joosian ancestors"

Joosian by Itai October 18, 2005

Joozin 

Otherwise known as the act of being full schmoozin, whereby any person be going around doing their (dat) thing (ting), enjoyin life and living it to the fullest.

Person 1: Damn son, that shit is whack yo!
Person 2: Nah mah, it be full-on joozin bra!

Person 1: Fuck me, what's joozin?
Person 2: Mate, its the act of full schmoozin!!!!! #schmoozin #likeaboss #damnson #niggasbejoozin

Joozin by Schmooza November 9, 2014

Joozin 

A penis after it has had sex and the semen from the penile tubes is still leaking out. The penis on its last pump after exiting the vagina also counts.

Joe fucked Caitlin and he was joozin all up in his boxers afterwards.

Joozin by Kasper133 December 8, 2015

Joozin 

Everything

To jooz or not to jooz.

You lookin mad joozy over there.
U a jooz.
Stop joozin you dang jooz.
I’m about to jooz on your face.
I joozed my teacher for extra credit.
Shall we jooz together?

Joozin by JoozMaster69 December 6, 2021

joolian 

When you drink half a can of coke and fill the rest with rum

My nephews birthday party is going to be an absolute drag, let me pop some joolian’s before we leave

joolian by AlcWizard101 April 2, 2024