Jooked
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in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out
harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
jooked by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008
jooked
Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".
*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
jooked by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007
Jooked
Jooked (adj.) — Toronto slang
When mans are moving spaced out like they’re high, or when something’s fully broken, past fixing. Basically worse than “fried” or “cooked.”
When mans are moving spaced out like they’re high, or when something’s fully broken, past fixing. Basically worse than “fried” or “cooked.”
Jooked by RomansNeedsAimlabs September 7, 2025