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"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003
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jooked means stabbed
"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"
jooked by ^-^ April 29, 2006
Related Words
Jooked jooked up jocked joosed jorked joked jocked up Jonked Jooed jookes
in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out
harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
jooked by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008
Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".
*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
Jooked is a word similar to the word “fried” in a sense that it relates to someone who acts like they are high.
Roman: ts so cooked man
Guy: yeah you’re so Jooked man
Jooked by Mr BruhMoment September 1, 2025
Jooked (adj.) — Toronto slang
When mans are moving spaced out like they’re high, or when something’s fully broken, past fixing. Basically worse than “fried” or “cooked.”
Owen: hes on your right shoot him

Roman: *looks left and dies*
Owen: yea your jooked bruv
Jooked by RomansNeedsAimlabs September 7, 2025

jooked up 

Phrase based on the West Indian verb to jook, as in to stab. to jook someone up, or to get jooked up.
"Truesay, man's gonna get jooked up tonight"; "Oh my gosh, Tyrone got jooked up round my estate"
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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