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Jooked

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
by Kadava September 25, 2003
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jooked means stabbed
"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"
by ^-^ April 29, 2006
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jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out
harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008
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Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".
*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007
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Jooked

Jooked is a word similar to the word “fried” in a sense that it relates to someone who acts like they are high.
Roman: ts so cooked man
Guy: yeah you’re so Jooked man
by Mr BruhMoment September 1, 2025
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Jooked (adj.) — Toronto slang
When mans are moving spaced out like they’re high, or when something’s fully broken, past fixing. Basically worse than “fried” or “cooked.”
Owen: hes on your right shoot him

Roman: *looks left and dies*
Owen: yea your jooked bruv
by RomansNeedsAimlabs September 7, 2025
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jooked up

Phrase based on the West Indian verb to jook, as in to stab. to jook someone up, or to get jooked up.
"Truesay, man's gonna get jooked up tonight"; "Oh my gosh, Tyrone got jooked up round my estate"
by IWouldn'tTakeThat May 18, 2009
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