Jooked 

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003

jooked 

jooked means stabbed

"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"

jooked by ^-^ April 29, 2006

jooked 

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

jooked by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

jooked 

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

jooked by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

Jooked 

Jooked is a word similar to the word “fried” in a sense that it relates to someone who acts like they are high.

Roman: ts so cooked man
Guy: yeah you’re so Jooked man

Jooked by Mr BruhMoment September 1, 2025

Jooked 

Jooked (adj.) — Toronto slang
When mans are moving spaced out like they’re high, or when something’s fully broken, past fixing. Basically worse than “fried” or “cooked.”

Owen: hes on your right shoot him

Roman: *looks left and dies*
Owen: yea your jooked bruv

Jooked by RomansNeedsAimlabs September 7, 2025

jooked up 

Phrase based on the West Indian verb to jook, as in to stab. to jook someone up, or to get jooked up.

"Truesay, man's gonna get jooked up tonight"; "Oh my gosh, Tyrone got jooked up round my estate"

jooked up by IWouldn'tTakeThat May 18, 2009