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jooks 

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noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"

Also spelt as: joux, joox

See also: jollies, kicks
"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"

M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!
jooks by spider1984 February 3, 2007

jooks 

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He jooksed that ho.
jooks by hood rat September 26, 2003

Jooks and Brizz

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Coined by TikTok sensation baddie Jalalnx.
Means sex and head.
“Jooks and Brizz, Jooks and Brizz, does anybody want some Jooks and Brizz? Jooks and Brizz, Jooks and Brizz, does anybody want some Jooks and Brizz? Hey!”

Discount jooks 

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When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.
Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'
Discount jooks by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019

devil's jockstrap 

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Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!
devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

denver jockstrap 

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A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.
The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.
denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013
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