jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

jookes by aaaddrriiaannaa June 30, 2006

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities 

Reject this, I dare you.

I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities by Flammable Duck October 30, 2020

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes 

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016

Jokes on you 

when you try to pull a joke on someone and instead you are the victim, the joke is on you.

If you put glue on your friends seat and mistakenly sit there, the jokes on you

Jokes on you by Qachosky June 7, 2014

Sex Jokes 

The entirety of Urban Dictionary.

Dude: Ima search something up
5 minutes later: *sees a sex joke*
Dude: What the hell is this shit?
Me: Sex jokes. It's the entirety of Urban Dictionary.

Sex Jokes by HellInferno November 8, 2021

among us jokes 

A very unfunny and retarded breed of jokes. Used only by 8-12 year olds and originating around the time that among us got popular, these consist of hopping into random conversations and saying "red sus", "i vented" etc and expecting everybody to laugh at your most definitely funny and humorous joke that is very original and not overused at all

When I make many funny among us jokes but no rational person even lets out the slightest of giggles

among us jokes by naothns November 9, 2020

Dad Jokes 

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children.

Daughter: Dad, we should go back soon.
Dad: Why?
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!
Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren't funny!

Dad Jokes by PeanutbutterPenis November 20, 2013