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Otherwise known as the act of being full schmoozin, whereby any person be going around doing their (dat) thing (ting), enjoyin life and living it to the fullest.
Person 1: Damn son, that shit is whack yo!
Person 2: Nah mah, it be full-on joozin bra!

Person 1: Fuck me, what's joozin?
Person 2: Mate, its the act of full schmoozin!!!!! #schmoozin #likeaboss #damnson #niggasbejoozin
Joozin by Schmooza November 9, 2014
A penis after it has had sex and the semen from the penile tubes is still leaking out. The penis on its last pump after exiting the vagina also counts.
Joe fucked Caitlin and he was joozin all up in his boxers afterwards.
Joozin by Kasper133 December 8, 2015
Related Words
Joozin • Joozinek • joogin • jookin • Jooping • Jooning • jonzin • jonzing • Joofin • Jooging
To jooz or not to jooz.

You lookin mad joozy over there.
U a jooz.
Stop joozin you dang jooz.
I’m about to jooz on your face.
I joozed my teacher for extra credit.
Shall we jooz together?
Joozin by JoozMaster69 December 6, 2021
Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman
Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014
To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.
1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.
jozzing by PHrag March 10, 2014
To make moves, to get out and hustle, to grind, to work hard and have a good work flow.
Example: A person or a crew can have a plan to do something so they get going making plans and actually physically making moves that make gains towards a goal the person or group have.

Example we was with Bezzels joogin through the streets of Atlanta"
Joogin by Bezzels August 6, 2016
The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.
Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!
joosin' by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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