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Otherwise known as the act of being full schmoozin, whereby any person be going around doing their (dat) thing (ting), enjoyin life and living it to the fullest.
Person 1: Damn son, that shit is whack yo!
Person 2: Nah mah, it be full-on joozin bra!

Person 1: Fuck me, what's joozin?
Person 2: Mate, its the act of full schmoozin!!!!! #schmoozin #likeaboss #damnson #niggasbejoozin
Joozin by Schmooza November 9, 2014
A penis after it has had sex and the semen from the penile tubes is still leaking out. The penis on its last pump after exiting the vagina also counts.
Joe fucked Caitlin and he was joozin all up in his boxers afterwards.
Joozin by Kasper133 December 8, 2015
Related Words
Joozin Joozinek joogin jookin Jooping Jooning jonzin jonzing Joofin Jooging
To jooz or not to jooz.

You lookin mad joozy over there.
U a jooz.
Stop joozin you dang jooz.
I’m about to jooz on your face.
I joozed my teacher for extra credit.
Shall we jooz together?
Joozin by JoozMaster69 December 6, 2021
Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman
Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014
To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.
1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.
jozzing by PHrag March 10, 2014
To make moves, to get out and hustle, to grind, to work hard and have a good work flow.
Example: A person or a crew can have a plan to do something so they get going making plans and actually physically making moves that make gains towards a goal the person or group have.

Example we was with Bezzels joogin through the streets of Atlanta"
Joogin by Bezzels August 6, 2016
The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.
Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!
joosin' by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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