Jooze

Singular: Joo (less common)
Spelled-out pronunciation of "jews", referring to the Jewish people in a jocular manner over the Internet.

Passover is just for the Jooze.

Jooze by ttony21 April 20, 2008

Jooze

Spelled-out prununciation of "Jews"
Used in a jocular way when I-Chatting.

Passover is a holiday for Jooze.

Jooze by ttony21 April 19, 2008

Jooze

1. verb - to involuntarily ejaculate from a completely flaccid penis.

2. noun - the product of the above action

Adam Smith queefs, Dick Cheney joozes. (in reference to drilling for oil)

Jooze by Mr. Shwizzle December 22, 2010

jooze

unformal combination of juice and ooze, naturally where shouka would originate from

the most common shouka climbed from jooze

jooze by briary August 12, 2006

da Jooze 

Basically, a mocking way of saying "the Jews", implying antisemites are unintelligent

Da Jooze peed my pants!

da Jooze by Queen Buttrix July 17, 2021

Jooheon 

The main rapper of Monsta X. An all rounder of epic talent. Jooheon produces, writes, sings, raps, dances, models, acts, mentors, judges, plays the drums, there’s nothing this man cannot do. He is untouchable in talent, character, and compassion. When he’s not dominating every stage he’s ever been on, he’s providing his fans with a constant source of unconditional support.

When Jooheon loves someone he writes them a song. He’s written Monbebe so many songs.

Jooheon by the_weneebebe January 21, 2021

Joojeh Artist 

a wide range of people , mostly under 16 years old who consider themselves as pro artists ,
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .

also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)

a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.

Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.

If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.

If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !

If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.

joojeh artist : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! Here’s my new lovely beautiful awesome blah blah artwork that I made ! LOOK do I have any progress since last two days? yea , I know myself it’s such a masterpiece just gimme 5 more comments to post its tutorial I can even teach you how to draw well!

A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?

Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !

Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???

B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?

A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .

B: what artist!?

Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!

B: oh shit here we go again...

Joojeh Artist by ilovejoojehkabab July 6, 2019