jookta

Jookta literally translated means "blah"

"Blah," said Spork.
"Jookta," replied Dougie.

by Dougie May 21, 2004

jocktart

a sexually appealing female available to sports heros; a sports groupie

The quarterback was eyeing the jocktart across the bar.

by wayne charming May 8, 2010

jootai

A combination of two superior beings. IE. A small god and a large god.

Oh my god, those two gods have just merged to form a Jootai!

by Stephen Birmingham June 17, 2007

Jocktard

A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.

Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.

by saracinis December 27, 2007

Jookabo

A made-up that you pretend has a real meaning.

Jeff: "Bob, you're such a Jookabo"
Bob: "What's a Jookabo?"
Jeff: "Haha, you're a Jookabo!"

by Origamipotato October 6, 2020

Jocktard

A sports fan who's entire world revolves around a professional sports team. Spanish;Jockotardo

I cannot take it, all the jocktards at work are up in arms and pissed, over some fucking game their team lost. As if.

by Buster Honeycutt October 2, 2006

jocktapuss

Used as a term to describe, One that is a freak of nature athleticly and in the bedroom but wears stupid cat t-shirts and dances like an octopus.

There goes so and so, dancing like a true jocktapuss.

by Ausdawg July 26, 2018