Jocktard

A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.

Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.

by saracinis December 27, 2007

Jocktard

A sports fan who's entire world revolves around a professional sports team. Spanish;Jockotardo

I cannot take it, all the jocktards at work are up in arms and pissed, over some fucking game their team lost. As if.

by Buster Honeycutt October 2, 2006

Jockward

When someone creates an awkward situation by adjusting or itching their member in view of others.

"Bro, it got jockward when Ben itched his dick in front of my mom."

by xGANGSTAx August 14, 2008

jocktart

a sexually appealing female available to sports heros; a sports groupie

The quarterback was eyeing the jocktart across the bar.

by wayne charming May 8, 2010

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

jacktard

Combination of a jack ass and a retard

You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?

by Boogyman August 21, 2003

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003