Skip to main content
A combination of two superior beings. IE. A small god and a large god.
Oh my god, those two gods have just merged to form a Jootai!
jootai by Stephen Birmingham June 17, 2007
Words you can keep
A jootsie is an Aussie slang term for a vagina.
I just ate nandos and it felt like someone rubbed a jalapeño on my jootsie
Jootsie by Gwizxrd May 26, 2021
Related Words
jootai Jootie Joota jootia Jootie-butt Jooting Jootsie jootzi jotai jotaism

Jootie-butt 

A noun created by a man who goes by the name of Kreoble.

A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.
"Damn, that stud over there got a jootie-butt."

"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."
Jootie-butt by Big_Dick_Larry June 3, 2023
Bob: That Jootie I got last night was totally covetous!

Joe: Heil yeah!
Jootie by Mo Chedda March 7, 2004
A Jootzi is an Aboriginal word for a over weight mate with a layer of fat covering their private parts
Dat brudda Mick he so big now be grown a Jootzi
jootzi by xxxxnt May 30, 2008
Jotaism is a religion worshipping god Jotaro Kujo. People of this religion say "yare yare daze🛐" to bless others.
I got converted to Jotaism. Yare yare daze
jotaism by Jotaro's dolphin May 8, 2021
An asian(usually Chinese)that knows kung fu and really kicks butt. The word was actually originated from an elementry school in Hawaii.
"lookit, asian boy."
"hahaha u asian!"
(jotai karate chops the guy)
"oh crap!! You little jotai!!"
jotai by Marcus Hung Jun September 8, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next