3 definitions by saracinis
noun: a pile of emptied plates that indicates a person had the munchies. This phenomenon is most easily noticed and common at a buffet, where a new plate is acquired each time one returns to the line or buffet. Most users of this term draw the line at 6 or 7 plates, although there may be extenuating circumstances, such as bad food or small/oversize plates.
"Man, did you see what Eric had to eat? He had a huge stoner stack afterwards!"
"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."
"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."
by saracinis December 6, 2007
A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.
Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.
by saracinis November 28, 2007
A type of modification done to a truck by financially disadvantaged southerners, aka most people, that involves stacking washers between the body and frame of a truck to gain ground and tire clearance.
This particular procedure is ideal for red '85 Chevy trucks, primer El Caminos, and other popular redneck rides. It is an economical alternative to body or suspension lifts, which cost between 100 and 3000 dollars.
This particular procedure is ideal for red '85 Chevy trucks, primer El Caminos, and other popular redneck rides. It is an economical alternative to body or suspension lifts, which cost between 100 and 3000 dollars.
"Y'all know Skillet? He couldnt get back here in his p.o.s. til he put on an arkansas lift and took a set of tires off someones truck in the walmart parking lot."
by saracinis November 26, 2007