merged 

transcedentally high!, super fucked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!

dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i'm gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!

merged by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Merged 

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river

I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.

Merged by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014

Merged 

When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.

1.

"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."

2.

"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."

3.

"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"

Merged by HYNAHLY April 11, 2022

Merged dimension 

A metaphysical copy of our universe that overlaps our own. It has the same time-line as our one.

A merged dimension is a large contrast from a pocket dimension (please refer to the definition of pocket dimension, on Urban Dictionary.com).

At night, the ghosts wander through the streets and buildings, on Earth, in the merged dimension.

Merged dimension by Diana Lucius De Collis November 30, 2021

merged soon 

Typically refers to changes in code that are not merged yet, but when it does it will be thoroughly reviewed and tested before merging to master.

when will the new player changes be merged?

"merged soon"

merged soon by tokenizedbearclaws December 14, 2021

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS) 

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS) by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Radiological torture merged interrogations

When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).

Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”

Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”

Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”

Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”

Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”

Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”

Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”

Radiological torture merged interrogations by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025