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joobl by Jonas Thompson January 3, 2008
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JOBOL
Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.
Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n
I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n
I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010
Related Words
Joobles • Jooblet • jooblies • joobl • Joobleclapp • Jooble-Dooping • joobler • Joobligoob • Moogly Jooblies • Woobley Joobley
joblot
Someone is selling joblot of spark plugs. In other words he is selling a variety of different spark plugs at a cheap price.
joblot by Fakey Namey November 2, 2008
Jobble
The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.
One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.
It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.
A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.
It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.
A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
Jobble by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011
goo goo g'joob
1) The sound a walrus makes. =O OMG REALLY.
2) Also a phrase found in the chorus of "I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles, written by John Lennon. B-side of the single "Hello, Goodbye" (not the emo band, no) and appearing on the Magical Mystery Tour LP.
2) Also a phrase found in the chorus of "I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles, written by John Lennon. B-side of the single "Hello, Goodbye" (not the emo band, no) and appearing on the Magical Mystery Tour LP.
1) Man, the walrus just bit me. And you know what it said? Goo goo g'joob.
2) I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus... GOO GOO G'JOOOOOOOB.
2) I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus... GOO GOO G'JOOOOOOOB.
goo goo g'joob by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005
Platty Joobs
Platty Joobs by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.