Platinum

Uber cool. Relentlessly awesome. Cooler than cool.

Joe: I just got a job at Victoria's Secret
Jim: Man, thats platinum

by LegalDevil March 28, 2012

Platinum

To completely finish something, e.g. a video game.

Jimmy: "Ricky platinumed Ghost of Tsushima."
Edward: "Wait really?"

by Psssuuuuu August 07, 2020

Platinum

The act of going ham harder than you have ever gone ham before.

Getting fucked up like no one ever has.

The man.

Darrin- "Dude I was going ham last night"
Phil- "Nah bra you fucked a fat bitch, you was going platinum"

Pat- "Mike was the man last night, fucked 3 tricks"
Andy- "Fool went platinum fasho"

by DirtNastyOakland January 17, 2011

Platinum

An award a company bestows upon an employee after he has had sex with his daughter. At the current time of writing, the award is slowly gaining traction in America. Notable companies currently giving the award are Ingersoll Rand, Microsoft, and Trane.

Did you hear Christophoros got 1000 shares of Trane stock as his award for going platinum?

I didn't know he was a singer!?
Not that kind of platinum! He fucked his daughter Sarra!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 27, 2023

Platinum

When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever

Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!

by J-Badizzle June 29, 2005

Platinum

a bitch ass name posers use to describe themselves when they have lame ass game and are gay

"Yeah, man my name is Platinum...I'm the biggest simp I know. I beat off every weekend like my dick owes me money."

by Dubs November 19, 2004

platinum

when used in the phrase "go platinum", it means to sell 1 million copies of an album.

the cd went platinum in a week.

by d-shadow January 16, 2004