jonkoe 

Synoniem voor joint

e brada paas me die leipe jonkoe

jonkoe by Jonkoeblower April 18, 2016

The Jonkler 

Arch Enemy of Man

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick

The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

Jonkonf'y 

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)

Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.

Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015

Jonked 

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

Jonked by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

Jonko 

Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt

Ey pass that jonko

Jonko by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019

Jonko 

A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.

I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.

Jonko by gekke gerri November 2, 2019

Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jonkey day by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021