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Jonko 

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A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
Jonko by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
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jonko 

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a joint, (marijuana sigaret)
also sometimes called a blunt
dude, share the jonko man!
or
this is a good jonko, dude where did you get it?
jonko by Campy de Dude January 30, 2008

Jonko 

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A different word for a joint or spliff.
I like smoking jonko
Me too, better pass it.
Jonko by Malle Man December 24, 2015

Jonko 

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A smoke stick for people who can't afford real drugs
Heb je een Jonko voor mij, lalala la lala la.
Leg wat gram voor me vrij, lalala la lala la.
Elk uur van de dag, klap ik er een stuk of 8. lalala la lala la.
Jonko by Men that elles cen April 21, 2022

Jonko 

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Hey jonko are you going to roll a Willem?
Jonko by TommieA June 9, 2021

JÖNKÖ 

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A Swedish word for, hmm, well, it could mean anything really... See examples.

The awesome inventors of "JÖNKÖ".

JÖNKÖ was invented when someone typed "5-6-6-5-6" on their cell phone (with T9 enabled)
"You're so JÖNKÖ = You are so pretty"
"I JÖNKÖ you so much = I envy you so much"
JÖNKÖ by Jönkömannen May 5, 2009
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